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A couple goes on vacation to a
fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning
the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake,
the wife decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes the
game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading my book,"
she replies, thinking isn't that obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But officer, I'm not fishing.
Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll
have to charge you with rape," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you
do have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
Kent and three of his buddies have
gone fishing every saturday for nearly forty years. One Saturday, the guys are fishing along a highway when a funeral processional
drives by. Well, Kent lays down his pool, stands up in the boat, takes off his lucky hat and places it over his heart. This
processional is huge and takes nearly five minutes to pass. Once it passes, Kent sits down, puts his hat on and cast out without
saying a word. Needless to say his buddies are floored by his actions. One of em finally speaks up and says, "that sure was
a respectful thing you did there when they went by." Kent replied, "It seems the least I could do seeing as how I've been
married to the woman for over forty years!"
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