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Five Redneck Rules
5. You must
have some form of truck or SUV.
4. You must like
to hunt.
3. You must love
to fish.
2. You must like
cappuccinos.
1.You
must have at least 2 Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, or Ron White CDs, DVD's or tapes.
Rednecks Top Five Truck Accesories
5. Rebel Flag
4. Radio Blaring Country
3. Four Wheel Drive
2. Big Tires
1. CB Radio
Rednecks Top Five Songs
5. Mr. Mom
4. Save a Horse (Ride A Cowboy)
3. Ring of Fire
2. Fishing In the Dark
1. Pickup Man
Rednecks Top Five Words
5. Dodge
4. Sumbitch
3. Duct Tape
2. Jeet Yet???
1. Getter Dun
Rednecks Top Five Guns
5. Ruger .22 with thermal scope (it ain't for coons i swear)
4. 30-36
3. SKS
2. 9 mm or .45 cal (your choice)
1. 12 Guage Baretta
Rednecks Top Five Trucks
5. 1978 Ford Bronco
4. 2000 Dodge Lariat
3. 1984 Ford Ranger
2. 1994 Chevy Blazer
1. 1985 Dodge Ram Charger
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