You ain't goin to believe this!!

You ain't goin to believe this!!

There are alot of assholes out there which is proven every minute!!! Such as my Grandpa Denis this guy is about 60 and thinks he owns the world. We went from our cabin to town which is a 20 minute trip. Well he was yellin' at me the whole way about everything, mostly my driving skills. Which i might add he don't have a license. We got to the liquor store and he walked in and then walked back out. And said, Uhh andrew do you have any money, (this is the same asshole that yelled at me for 20 minutes) after i loaned him 20 bucks for his beer it was the nicest ride home. Andy

I was out in the barn with my uncle and cousin and I heard a crunching sound and turned around and my cousin was eating cat food and all my uncle said was, "It's ok as long as he doesnt start meowing." Taylor

About a week after my cousin was eating cat food we were in the barn feeding the horses grain and he was eating the grain from the bag and I asked him what it tasted like and he said that it tasted like food and that it was good for you. All my uncle did was laugh. Taylor

I was riding with my boss with one of the employees and he goes well looks like that train isn't going to move and we got closer and i go yea well i don't think that train is goin to move cause its a corn field. Andy

Well we talk about everyone else and now we got one that makes us look bad!! Me and Taylor were at the shack fixin it up and we was goin to seal up all the cracks (which is alot) So we get a few cans of foam sealent in the pressureized cans and we all know that you don't want to put a hole in the can cause it would cause the foam to spray all over. Well we started to spray it but it didnt come out the top, just the sides if the nossel, so we decided that you have to put a hole in the top of the can. So we grabed a hammer and a nail and hit the nail into the top of the can, BAD IDEAR. We pulled the nail out and it was goin everywhere so we had to work fast and was running sealing everythin we could. Finally the cans were empty and we had a big ass mess to clean up. So we called the clean up crew, most of the girls. I can't clean shit. Andy and Taylor

Well this one make me look bad. We was on a plane on the way back from California this is the first time i have been on a plane and it was dark and i looked out towards the window when we were a long ways up. Well i seen this great bright light and i turned and asked Travis ,my brother, "is that the sun" and he turned to me and siad,"no you dumbass thats the light on the airplanes wing." I admit it that was pretty bad. Andy

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Ok some people that have a license, shouldn't. I mean come on, if you don't know that you can turn right on red you don't need to go faster than 30 miles an hour. They should have a highway for idiots lined with tires and mattresses. I mean you can't go to the store without seeing some moron and you end up gettin cut off. -Andy

I was on the bus going to the next feild to detassil and our driver stoped like always at the rail road tracks but this time with a twist, he stoped when the middle of the bus was over the tracks, i mean a dead stop. -Taylor

Well we was on the roof and one of my feller roofers was laying tar paper on the peak and rollin it out backwards (smart idea) and he fell right off the roof then he goes well I needed some nails anyway. -Andy

Well we all were workin on the shack and Hillary droped her lighter behind the wall. Well we said we would get it later but Bobby had another idea. He reached his hand back there and started to tell us he was stuck. We all walked by him for 15 min before i actualy looked at his hand and relized it was blue. I couldn't belive it so i got the saw seein how i didn't want to cut up the shack told him to hold still. But then Travis and Farva (andrew) started to take off the back of the wall. Well i decided to do it that was less of a mess to clean for the women. When we got him free we told him he isn't suppose to put his hand behind the wall for any reason.- Andy

Well here is a new one. This one is about my brother travis has to be the smartest guy i know well almost. I was in North Platte visting my freind Ryan when i got a phone call. It was travis he asked me where my keys were to my handcuffs. I was like why and he told me the funnest thing i have heard in a long time (besides Bobby's experienced) well the keys were in my truck at my grandfathers. Well my step mom had some old keys and one happened to be cuff keys. So he had to explian it to everyone. -Andy

One time we were taking andy back to his truck so he could go to work
and we told him to open the door and tuck and roll because we were just going to
keep driving and well he believed us he opened the door and jumped out before
andrea had time to stop the car what a dumbass he pretty much fell straight on
his ass! -amanda mclaughlin and andrea vrbka

There was one time when Andrew L. was out at the shack and he fell on
his back after he leaned on the railing that he had just built the day before,
and the railing that he leaned on fell with him after it broke. And Andy was
just standing there on the deck laughing at him, when Andy's grandparents are
watching from there padio. They were worried if he was ok while Andy just stood
there. He was ok, just a little imbarassed.-Andrew Lawrence

hey it is me again i have a funny drunk story about myself well i was
getting wasted for the first time and well i wasnt to sure of what i was doing
so i went home and my mom sees that i was drunk. so me being the dumbass that i
am told her to fuck off i wasnt drunk. so what does she do.... she wants to
teach me a lesson!!! she called the cops on her own daughter. so he comes and
tells me to blow into the dash for practice. so i did and then he told me to do
it again,.... so i did it again. i blew into the dash again well he ment into
the tube and i blew into the dash. he called me dumb and my mom told me that she
jsut wanted to slap the shit out of me because she said that i looked like my
dad. that is how smart a blonde really is!!!
FROM HILLARY LOVELL

Well it all started when Amanda McLaughlin and I were over at Andy's
cabin talking with him and his stepdad. Then we heard a song that we liked
coming from Amanda's cabin. So us to briliant ones thought we could get back in
time to hear the song, so we ran down to the water and started pushing out the
paddle boat. Me being the smart one had my cell phone in my hoodie and as we
pushed out the paddle boat it fell out into the water. So we went back to
Amanda's cabin and I took it apart and let it sit for the night to dry out. The
next day it turned on but then I shut it off so it could charge faster. When I
came back to turn it on to see how much it had charged it wouldn't turn on at
all. So the next day I had my mom go get me a new cell phone. Then later on that
day my mom was messing with my old cell phone and was doing the same thing to it
as she does to hers when she drops hers in the water. Then she pushed the power
button and it came on. See how much i know?
Kendra Lawrence

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